颱風天沒事做

昨天在Cinemax看到一部音樂劇

男主角是很幼齒的Johnny Depp

聽說他以前是偶像

但我沒想到是如此的偶像又很奶油

劇情蠻好笑的

台詞都很像海綿寶寶或驚聲尖笑裡的台詞

一群神經病問題少年和乖乖牌的故事

重點為什麼叫Ｃｒｙ　Ｂａｂｙ呢？

那是Ｊｏｈｎｎｙ　Ｄｅｐｐ在裡面的外號

他爸是文字炸彈客

到處放炸彈　

從Ａ開始放

Cry-Baby: That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy be he was my pop. Only one I ever had.

Allison: God... I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport... and barber shop...

Cry-Baby: That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep...”A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!"

Allison: But your mom...

Cry-Baby: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake but they fried her too.

即時他媽媽不識字

他們最後都坐電椅處死了

從此之後Ｃry Baby發是每天做一件壞事

而且只留一滴眼淚

說著說著他的眼淚就滴下來了

好白爛的劇情

我是張著嘴看了一半

實在很難想像Johnny Depp這麼酷帥的人...

人都有過去嘛!